Dumpster Fire SAO

Introducing the Dumpster Fire SAO: finally, a SAO that captures the true spirit of the past few years in cybersecurity—a rolling inferno of chaos, powered by the mighty CH32V003. This isn’t your average blinking LED; thanks to some questionable embedded math, it produces a disturbingly “realistic” fire flicker effect that’ll make you feel right at home in the burning dumpster that is InfoSec. Fully compatible with the 1.69bis SAO standard (because of course it is), this badge is the perfect way to signal, “I survived another breach, and all I got was this smoldering tribute.” Light it up, clip it on, and remember: if your threat model feels too calm, you’re probably missing the fire.

Will work with the NeoSword SAO Totem. 

Pickups at Defcon Badgelife Village.