3 Stones SAO

Introducing the “3 Stones SAO” set: Because why settle for one weird badge when you can awkwardly juggle three? Each piece features the ever-popular CH32V003 microcontroller—proving that you, too, can overengineer simple blinking lights in the name of hardware culture. Snap them together or wear them separately; either way, your lanyard will finally outshine your job prospects. Follows the 1.69bis SAO spec, so you can rest easy knowing it’s compatible with all the other pointless blinky trinkets you’ve collected at cons. Collect all three stones—because if the past few years have taught us anything, it’s that sometimes you need more than one shiny rock to distract from the dumpster fire raging in the background.